CreepyPasta?

The world isn't going to end for a few billion years. But if you are interested I can make you an offer.
    First, the facts. Fact:the world isn't going to end anytime soon. Disappointed? Then there is one way to make the world end. It will end for only you, but if you don't exist then to you, won't others not exist? Non-existence is a relative thing as is the world ending. If you ceased to exist, then relative to you, the world and everything else would also cease to exist. Relative to denzeins who continue existing, it is only your existence that had ceased to, well, exist. Still up for my offer? You don't even need me or anything special, for that matter. You just need an iron will, determination, and something sharp or tall....